Waggoner pd photo
49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill was a new teacher at Wagoner High School in Wagoner, Oklahoma. The classes start today, and the teachers had to report Monday.
Lorie showed up at 9:00 A.M. on her first day at the new school hammered on vodka . . . and not wearing pants.
Someone called the cops . . . and by the time they got there she'd put pants on but was still clearly drunk. She managed to dodge a DUI charge because no one saw her drive to the school drunk . . . but she was arrested for public intoxication/
There's no word on whether the school fired her, but we're assuming she isn't there teaching right now.